Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
The stripper was waving you to the stage, not up on the stage. That's why you got choked out.
Pretty sure the nurse said at one point I was in full restraints because I tried surfing my stretcher
You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
My vibrator turned on under my pillow when I was taking a nap this morning... I nearly shit my pants.
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