Dual....:-)
god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
he told me I talked like a deaf person
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
Regardless of your intentions, deep throating a Twinkie is NOT sexy. You owe that poor cashier an apology the next time you pump gas.
My now ex hook up buddy realized I was hooking up with others when she saw my spotify sex playlist making appearances on fb. fml
Operation terrify all men while simultaneously make them fall in love with me is going quite swimmingly so far
it’s not easy to sexualize brunch. work with me, babe.
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
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