Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
You stole her cigarette screaming that you were going to stop the air cancer from getting everyone.
at least i was looking out for everybody
My dad assaulted a TSA agent this morning. Shut down airport security. Don't tell me that your family is embarrassing.
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
Best friends brother. Beat that.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
my still drunk mind thought "hey this is a really good time to stand in the middle of the street barely clothed in 20 degree weather at 4 am talking about the blow job i gave him soph year of high school"
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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