It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
Just woke up on a dolphin floaty wearing only a party hat. There's blood on the side of the pool and glass in the sauna. Worst fucking hangover. But some guy said he is making crepes so its ok
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
i need to start buying Plan B in bulk and leaving them at the door. I'm really sick of walking to CVS with my one-nighters
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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