Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
I ended up naked with smirnoff caps on my nipples. Dignity is now a completely foreign concept to me.
And don't try to lose a condom in me tonight. My vagina is not a storage compartment where you can just leave something and try and use it again later in the week.
He left my apartment when I broke up with him just as my booty call was walking in. It was a little awkward...
When we were eating pie last night, I dropped some, and not only did you not judge me for far surpassing the 5 second rule, you let me use your foot to sock mop with. You're a good friend.
My signature move is making guys wonder why they bothered in the first place
Well, that's not my fault. I make decisions all the time when I'm drunk.
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
The coke machine at work is laughing at me. Literally. I just heard laughter from the coke machine
i think i just naturally attract stoners
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