She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
In other words, he somehow found his way to my apartment, wasted, and was naked on my new couch. Completely naked. It was too special to pass up.
I put the extra pregnancy test in my sex toys box as a reminder that my actions have consequences.
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
My sex life is driven by spite and alcohol
How do you tell a vegan you want him to stuff you like a turkey?
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
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