Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
Seriously bro? Indoor roman candle wars? I guess I'll never see that fucking security deposit again
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