a guy named alex was hitting on my friend tonight. he doesnt work on wind turbines tho.
My mom gets in bar fights. She doesn't go to bed early.
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
I have a feeling this won't be the last time I wake up wrapped in a shower curtain with the words "Blame Bono" spray painted on it
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
I'm so excited you texted me but I'm way to high to process it
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
am drunk, naked, and blow drying cat. need adult supervision
Randomize
