i really wish james franco would like my vagina
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
Retelling stories from our semester makes me realize we need to get tested for herpes.
I just did the math, I've had 8 hours of sleep in the last 3 days. Not sure if that means I am dedicated to my sex life or my job...
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
Nothing like drunkenly buying a pregnancy test at 8 am to get out and realize your nip was out the whole time.
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
A guy from tinder a while ago who sent me dick pics straight out the gate is a tech on my dad's hospital floor. I was wondering why he looked familiar and why he never took my dads vitals when I was in the room
Throwing my sister a bisexual bachelorette party was the best idea ever. I made out with both strippers and the hot bartender promised to "gay marry" me if I take him as my date to the wedding.
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