she woke up with a sticky ear
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
Covered in gravy. Never pour gravy while drinking.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
Just smoked the bong while taking a dump. I love living by myself.
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
I woke up this morning and my house is covered in shredded cheese with my laptop open and a google image search for "awesome shit".
Randomize
