On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I woke up with ten beers in my bag that hoarded at the party last night. Rally? Its five somewhere.
My therapist said that she thinks i may have a sex addiction. I think she may be a terrible therapist.
Want me to drive you to Dr. Drew's sex rehab?
Nah, cause then i cant masturbate to that show anymore.
wait do you know what youre gonna say if they ask how youre getting back?
yes. helicopter.
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
No, trust me. Falling down the stairs is a fucking sobering experience.
I just saw an easily 300lb shirtless man on a Vespa. My day has been simultaneously made and ruined.
The ranger made you choose between a ticket and pouring all the beer out since it was a state park.
I've never seen you that close to tears as you poured out 30 beers.
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
This is my life. Currently ordering a gift for my straight married girlfriend's husband from my lesbian married girlfriend.
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