Trimmed my pubes and broke your paper shredder. Separate events.
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
I've come to realize that I need a break from life when I just tried to use my address numbers as the cook time on the microwave
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
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