well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
He wants me to have his first child. So that makes four gay men that've called dibs on my eggs.
She told me she's dating him because his apartment is a block from Taco Bell. I don't know how she's not fat.
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
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