I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
everything is bigger in texas. Including my drinking problem.
eating toast while peeing. You think this what kanye meant by the good life?
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
We decided to make playlists for each other. Do you know any songs that say "sorry I'm not as hot as your prostitute ex?"
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
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