At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
I was arrested last night for attempting to flee and elude. I wasn't really trying to run from the police. I was drunk and lost in the woods. I thought it was pretty obvious when I was waving at them from my puddle of puke that I wasn't really hiding.
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
My phone autocorrected your name to "grownup." that couldn't be more inaccurate. I'm getting a new phone.
what better way to celebrate the birth of jesus christ than to get embarrassingly intoxicated and make poor decisions!?
If you had asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be right now at 26 years old, I can bet you one million dollars that "tweezing out my nose hairs before I go in to get laser hair removal on my upper lip" would NOT have been the answer
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
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