no. you can't hotbox the world.
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
dude this night sums up my single life. naked, crying, and covered in honey. i need to get laid.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
I think that's why god made me a woman. Bc it's harder to slap people in the face with a vagina.
Nothing like coming home and finding the nearly full bottle of fireball you forgot you had stashed before your trip
It's the little things
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
I can’t believe the first text I’m sending you from this phone was about how I just got fingered in a smart car on tin can hill
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