I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
Seriously. My vagina. Can we talk about it? It's gonna jump off this treadmill and devour my trainer.
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
I'm the only person I know who could have actual sex and then dream about my vibrator.
She's eating hot cheetos out of the bag with chopsticks, Matt, how is she NOT my soulmate?
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
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