It was like a mary poppins bag, except a sexual mary poppins bag.
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
You sent me a snapchat of you hugging a beer with the caption "best friend"
Hired a new intern today and we have something in common. I blew her boyfriend in high school. Do you think she knows?
From the bottom of my heart, thanks for never sending me unsolicited dick picks.
I just had a flashback to us shaking up Gatorade mix and then inhaling it in your kitchen because it was funny. Now I can't stop laughing in work because that is the stupidest shit.
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
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