Not a fireman, but good enough for last night.
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
We had sex this morning and after she goes, " So are we going to do something for Valentines Day?"
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
She once gave me sex advice over the phone while intoxicated. So no you don't have the cooler therapist.
Bang-toberfest begins!!
Chang gave me a 1.5 gallon beer tasting cup, i have a new boyfriend with a huge stick, Members of the Irish Rugby team slapped my ass and cheered for firmness, and a couple of strangers are naming the child after me. Best. Weekend.Ever.
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
It's not my fault you decided to fall in love with a Frodo Baggins lookalike
Sorry I threw up all over your Lyft.
It's ok I woke up next to a dumpster.
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
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