I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
Watching the 1st game of the world cup. I'll drunk dial you at 8:30 to wake you up for work.
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
She's running around bumping into to people trying to keep a balloon she filled with vodka in the air. Please tell me she has a secret off switch you didn't tell me about.
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
You had to dry your pants with the hand dryer in the bathroom because you "forgot to take it out."
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
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