STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
It was like god placed me in his bed and said," here's your shot girl. Don't mess this up." And I looked at god and laughed in his face.
Every time I roll over in bed I land on a different vibrator. I feel I'm the only one with this problem.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
How many vodka infused gummi bears count as 1 drink?
i'm pretty sure i can feel a baby kicking just looking at him. if he didnt impregnate you, you officially have an iron-clad uterus.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
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