it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
No I am not eating basil off your cock
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
I threw up in the shower, slipped, and fell in it. Should I try and continue my day or just get back in bed?
I walked into your room and you had fallen asleep smoking a cigarette. You just had the butt in your mouth with ash all over your face.
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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