He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
you read me verses from the beginners bible until my answering machine finally ran out of time and cut you off.
I'm on strict orders from her to keep sleeping with you until you give her a job next summer.
Her little brother walked in right as I was finishing and was like "uhhh hey there's a lunar eclipse outside"
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
She walked home carrying a six pack of beer and someone elses cat
SHE BETTER HAVE BROUGHT BACK MY FUCKING COUCH CUSIONS OR SHES GUNNA GET IT.
Just got a ride from a stranger while walking a mile home as it hailed with no coat. He asked me if I smoked, then said he just made some potent cookies and I could have one.
The cookie was what I originally wanted to tell you. Always say yes to drugs from strangers
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
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