She announced her abortion via fbk
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
how was last night?
i woke up with my hand stuck in a jam jar with my keys in the bottom and a dog licking peanut butter off my boobs. you tell me.
A worker across the alley is wearing your sombrero sans cat barf.
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
Yes ma'am. At least you're a warning story I can tell to my kids in the future�
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
CODE RED CODE RED MY VIBRATOR IS BROKEN THIS IS NOT A DRILL
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
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