I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
I have my ice chest next to my bed. Instead of breakfast in bed, its beers in bed. 10x better
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
When she says 'Polish hangover cure' she just means more vodka. Don't do it.
I got dropped off at my house at like 1030. Woke up hugging a street cat I've never seen before. Ended up drinking 260 oz of beer. 65 types. Then went out after blehhhhhh
If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.
So why exactly are your shoes in my freezer?
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