I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
Is it bad that I coached my cousins 6 year old boy to steal a 30 rack of keystone out of an unattended cooler at our family reunion, or was I just giving him a social head start in high school? I err on the side of awesome.
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
She has the best kind of daddy issues
The night went downhill somewhere between the time I was triple fisting smirnoff and when I was throwing up in the yard in nothing but my bra while he talk to me about mashed potatoes
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