Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
I peed glitter this morning and had a beard drawn on my face with eyeliner. Last time I do shots with gay Dan.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
There is only one good excuse for how sore I am right now. And that is incredibly acrobatic sex. Unfortunately for me that is not my excuse.
Right... Let's keep my vodka tinged mind focused on simple words
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
I don't know. I just have an affinity for nudity when I'm drunk.
How the hell am I supposed to tell that to a group of eight year olds?! It was three in the afternoon for fucks sake!
STAY IN YOUR APARTMENT. DONT GO TO SAFEWAY TO BUY CONDOMS. DONT GO TO THE VAN.
all my friends are getting married and here i am in a committed relationship with rum
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