North Korea, Best Korea!
He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
She shoved a hot dog in my pocket and started grinding on it.
I could tell you were slightly drunk by the time you started having a conversation with my tiki torch
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
This friendship isnt goin to work if you dont respond to my drunk texts
I know you're having a really bad day and I'm a little to blame for that and I'm sorry. To make your day go better just try to imagine what people's fuck faces look like.
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