Is it bad that my booty call's snoring was more interesting than the sex we had last night?
she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
i can't believe i brushed your teeth last night. so drunk.
What do you mean you don't pregame your bikini waxes?
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
i definitely signed you up to receive text message notifications from a jukebox last night. Not even sorry.
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
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