I just realized that my mother and I have the same favorite sex position, Guess which one!
OMG! Ew.
Lucky Dad.
he just watched a baby story on tlc while high and just called me screaming he never wants me to get pregnant
then he said we can't have sex anymore because ill hate him.
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
He came into your room last night to tell me he was leaving, when I woke up this morning he was facedown in your hallway. He didn't make it very far.
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
Its weird to introduce me to his wife and kids on the first date, right?
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
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