your room smells of hookers.
And success
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
You fucked her?! HER?!
She sent me a nudie pic with a bunch of weed nuggets all over her tits...what was I supposed to do? I don't hate America sir.
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
Shame - the story of my life.
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