I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
Bad news. I lost my teeth. Good news. I can still take a guy home sans teeth.
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
You'll be like the drunk Paul Bunyan someday with a giant grey cat
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
I'm drinking on a Thursday because I can
Today is Wednesday you jobless drunk
The vodka gummy bears are so strong. If I die of alcohol poisoning, please tell my dad it was single malt scotch.
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