i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
I just wished the taco bell drive thru guy a happy cinco de mayo. Who says arizonians hate mexicans?
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
winnie the pooh came out of nowhere and offered me a burrito...it was a fucking amazing burrito.
Sent him a picture of my pregnant boobs from last year, think he'll notice the difference?
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
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