is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
This is why you don't make out with cougars at a bar... I got a linkedin request from her, wtf?
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
I bought a dress specifically for face plant durability... this is how serious I am about my drunk status this weekend
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
You used the best tools you had at your disposal.
Slutty, slutty tools.
Seriously, come get him. He's not even a person anymore. He's a loud, drunk, cock-blocking wrecking ball.
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
Look, the coffee machine died a noble death. It was the way it would have wanted to go. It was a mercy exploding, really.
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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