Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
i'm so high that my cigarette just tasted like chef boyardee. no lie.
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
It's an open bar. I'm gonna be gone when you get here.
Text me the address now before you're too drunk to text English.
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
Tinder in Coventry is like browsing a gallery of mugshots from Azkaban
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
We’ve got a propane heater on our back porch if you want to come over and eat a McRib in peace
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