Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
My nephew just came out playing with my moms vibrator.
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
Remember that pineapple I soaked in vodka last month? Just found it- nothing is growing on it? Think it's safe?
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
I IMAGINED YOU YELLING SURPRISE WITH JAZZ HANDS. AND I LOVE YOU FOREVER
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
Dude, on the way home the cab driver asked why you didn't bring a guy home and referred to you as "one night stand girl"
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
Terrible idea I love it
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