Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
It was like watching Stephen Hawking try to swim.
We've made a drinking game out of how many times the tornado sirens go off. We're good at tornado safety.
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
My mom just admitted you were a good looking kid & if you weren't my friend & 30 years older she would do you. I'm going to commit suicide.
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
Did you leave it the depths of Magic Mike's favorite banana hammock?
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
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