So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
my dad just encouraged me to do a kegstand
so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
We had sex this morning and after she goes, " So are we going to do something for Valentines Day?"
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
I feel like I'm in high school again. I'm completely sober and I just gave some guy a handjob to completion.
a guy just skateboarded past my window in a bunny suit while chased by a dog walker
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
I need to stop using "I went to the Harry Potter theme park" as my pickup line.
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