our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
If you need me I'll be in the hospital involving super glue and fake eyelashes.
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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