Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
We should invent fake asshair for you to wear so you can experience my pain for a day.
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
Disregard everything I texted you last night. Oh, and disregard me hooking up with your boyfriend.
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
She’s the kind of asshole whose face I want to put on a T-shirt just so I can go outside and burn it.
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