My liver just broke up with me...
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
Just pretend you're riding a unicorn through space. Thats how I deal with the stirrup situation at the gyno office.
I had to wash my hair with conditioner because my sister got hammered and gave the dog a 3am sprinkler bath with my shampoo.
Florida has a way of just fucking with a person's soul and jizzing all over their hopes and dreams. Like existential bukkake.
I told you in the isle if you get the one that vibrates that I masturbating with it. Your fault.
Bullshit. You owe me a toothbrush.
Don't send me nudes asking me to come fuck you on lunch break then send me a video of kids you're babysitting.
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.
No joke. There's a picture of the priest I made out with on my parents' refrigerator.
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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