found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
I picked her up for our first date on a fucking horse. Of course I got a BJ.
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
hey remember that mom you brought home from the bar last month... she is currently driving me back to her place. turning my phone off now.
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
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