Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
I'm jealous of your bromance
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
I'm looking forward to the release of my future best seller - "Three Words to Make Your Relationship 100% Better: Surprise Blow Jobs"
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
I've got five complains from the landlord about she being too loud during sex in two weeks I'm marrying her
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
I'm not saying i'm drunk
But i'm drunk.
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
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