11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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