I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
I KNOW you don't honestly think you can pay me back in lotto tickets.
I had to put my glasses on last night to watch porn. SO getting lasik with my tax returns this year.
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
You said your face felt like it was made out out of boxes and kept asking me to give you a bath.
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
Every girl my sister has brought home from college I've had sex with, check and mate motherfucker
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
I could fuck to npr.
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
I am all the way hung over and want nothing more in this world than a McMuffin. Happy day after Thanksgiving.
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
Randomize
