I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
A guy at the bar bought me a jag bomb because I'm the chick that frosts his donuts at KT. Never have I been more proud of being a failure at life.
so what if he's got a new girlfriend. the guy i'm fucking has an english accent. i win.
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
she gave me a handjob in the middle of the night and my stomach growled so she walked out totally naked and came back 5 minutes later with two sandwiches. who the fuck says getting married is awful?
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
You fell on your face and the waitress just brought you a fresh drink
UPDATE: lighting the grill with Bacardi. Haven't slept. Forgot the hamburger buns. Almost out of our eighth handle.
I never want to hear the words unlimited shots for boobs in the same sentence ever again.
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
Just sitting at dinner with my dad...simultaneously texting "daddy" to confirm saturday's spanking and telling another guy to get condoms before Im done with dinner. Don't know when I got so ate up but I'm loving it. You?
Regretting asking you what you were doing.
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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