whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Even my Mr Clean Magic Eraser can't make last night disappear.
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
You were saying you didn't want to go home and insisted that I drop you guys off at your uncles. That's how you ended up sleeping on a porch with two dudes
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
You know it's a good Halloween party when a guy wearing a light-up sombrero offers you blow.
And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
I can't adult today.
Take a nap and try again
I have to buy a couch. There's nothing more adult than buying a couch on a Tuesday.
The fact that my boss lets me drink on my lunch break makes Mondays much easier.
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
Randomize
