found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
He was streaking. We were hammered. We had roman candles. It only made sense to shoot them at him.
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
He called from a stranger phone to say. He was a t a liquior store and there was a long line they have no condoms. This is the guy i was gonna go on a date with
Atleast he is letting you know he will be late
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
If you shit your pants and not say anything about it right before we have sex one more time I'm dumping you.
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