OMG Im so trashed fishy! im sitting hereon my bed wif mcdonalds n i look like david hasselhoff!!!!!! kill me now
This girl is more easily done than said...
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
explain the missing patches of hair on my cat. now.
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
The mass text at 3:12AM offering "free scrotum tastings" will have repercussions
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
The only way I can describe the noise he makes when he has an orgasm: dying walrus.
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
Sorry about my life...
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
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