Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
I just fucked a rockette. This would have been amazing a week ago.
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
He told me he wanted to sober fuck the shit outa me... I took that as a compliment
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
He caught a cramp during sex and I was like "do you want me to get you a banana?" And he responded with "I'll give you a banana" and kept going. I'm marrying him.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Randomize
